Volume 2:

The following are a continuation of the prior list. Dubbed Volume 2 for their continuing lunacy:

1. Greystroke... Or lemon lime?
2. Sinwitty
3. Felozians
4. Juice Newton
5. If 2 plus 2 equals 4, why do you ask for more?
6. Did I tell you the hills have eyes?
7. Touche turtle
8. She's from the how-do tribe.
9. He's a stegasaurus (sp?) out of season.
10. Remember the octavian.
11. I wanna hear the "Northern Walk-Bach".
12. Goop Goblet
13. Baby Gunslinger
14. Snip Snipter
15. "YOOOOOOOO-SER" (Yelled)
16. Don't come up on my gun-side. (He doesnt have a gun... That I know of.)
17. I'm gonna have to give you the slizzard scissors.
18. Zootch Sluetski
19. Inch-High Private-Eye
20. We got us a minor-49er.
21. You heard of the coal miners daughter? We got the coal miners son right here.

Please God, help.

To be continued...

Volume 1:

The following are entries from 01 January 2009 through 11 March 2009. Compiled of nicknames of people, discussions about his current meal of choice (or "bowl"), or just a bit of his personal philosophy:

1. Chauncey Jew
2. "That sandwich is fully equipped."
3. Kaisersladen on rye
4. Sodie-pop Sam
5. Forniscule
6. Goober-national
7. "Rawdog the dirtroad."
8. Chosen Jew
9. "Promote to the rank of Gumpta."
10. ::cough:: Reasons! (Raisins?)
11. Finchley Midgets (A Beginner level motorscooter gang.)
12. "Its got all the ingredients."
13. "The SFC in me."
14. "Snub nose .22." (In reference to a person.)
15. Fresh out the boot.
16. "COLLISION of flavors!"
17. "Rustle up some biddles."
18. "You know what they say; 'There's a ham-hock in every box.'."
19. Aristotle P. Duck
20. (the "P" is for python.)
21. Brownie Bites
22. Felonius Fungweisher
23. "Young Bratcher: You know the party's over!"
24. Toes!
25. Pistol Pete
    
26. Small Snack
    
27. Ham Hamster
    
28. Work a Bowl
29. Benny. (Benny?)
30. Stable
    
31. Gasoline Eddie
32. Pharmaceutical (as a nickname)
33. "That boy knows how to cut a rug."
34. "You don't know nothin' about that."
35. "Whats up, Pterodactyl?"
36. Shortstack
37. "Better red than dead."
38. "Alfred Al: a french loaf."
39. Fine Tenderloin
40. Young hen
41. Foreskin Jones
42. Hooo doggies
43. Pontius Pilot
    
44. Senior Sized Thighs
45. "You can't be original, 'Who art thou?'"
46. Junior G-Man
47. Hogstopper (A device he invented)
48. Pigmartha
49. "Thick in them slices."
50. "They call this one 'Behind the scenes'."
51. Sime Simon
52. The Simonizer
53. Sinister Pig
54. "Pass the dutchy to the left hand side."
55. "Do you hear the drums?'
56. "What we got here's a crusader."
57. Politics before policies.
58. Morsel
59. Some Say
60. "Don't know nothing about this."
61. Cronie
62. "Look at that fritter."
63. "Ramming speed please."
64. Milk Nickle
65. Fu-man-shu and his momma.
66. "That boy is a heavy oiler."
67. "He wears his bird as if its an eagle."
68. Rootin Around
69. "The boys in the back say 'Yessum'."

Anyways. That compiles Volume one of The J.M. Blackapedia. Enjoy, America!

Intro to J. M. Blackapedia

J. M. Black is the name of someone I work with. This person is without a doubt the oddest person in existence. This blog is a digital encyclopedia of his crazy ass sayings and behaviors.
I have been writing down these entries into the J. M. Blackapedia for a while, and now I present them to you.